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I brewed my first batch of home beer
over the weekend. It was a move that had
been coming for quite a while now: a
solid number of craft beer festivals attended; an opened, but unused and much
thought about Christmas present -- namely, a basic home brewing kit; a
mid-January home brewing class in Palm Beach; and finally, the all-in
commitment: a brewpot, kegging kit, and a malt extract recipe kit. Belgian White, to be exact -- think Hoegaarden or Blue Moon if you're not sufficiently versed in the myriad of beer styles. So Sunday was brew day at the farlieonfootie
Corporate Headquarters.
Brewing didn’t come easy. It was, in fact, more difficult in some ways
than I originally imagined. First off,
the cleaning and sterilizing: it’s been said by many a brewer that the most
important part of making beer is to make certain you have a clean and sterile
environment. Given Correspondent Ed’s habit
of turning his mostly eaten yogurt cups into ashtrays for the butts of his half-smoked
cigarillos, and then leaving same to “decorate” random spots around the office,
this “clean and sterile” environment took longer than you might think to
achieve.
After lots of washing (cleaning)
and sterilizing – which, I learned, are two very different things – I was
ready. Three gallons of high test Fort
Lauderdale water were boiled to 155 degrees, and base grains – wheat in this case
– were added to the pot and boiled for about a half an hour. The pot was then taken off the boil while a liquid
malt extract was stirred into the mix.
After the pot had been brought back to a boil, bittering hops were added,
and steeped for around an hour – in much the same way that you might steep a bag of
tea.
In the final chaotic ten minutes, a
combination of spices (coriander and sour orange) were added, before
a final handful of hop was thrown in – appropriately called the aroma hop, for
the smell and final flavor it provides.
The entire pot was then taken off the burner and plunked down into a
bathtub of ice – rapidly cooling what was now known as “wort” to a temperature
at which it could begin to ferment. The
final step in the process was to “pitch” some yeast into the wort, and let it do
its work – namely, the magical process by which sugar turns into alcohol, all
done in a closed environment, with only a small vent to let out the escaping
gas.
How’d it turn out you ask? Who knows – I have literally no idea at this
point. It could be a total drain pour, or it could set me on my way to a new underground career as a brewer-in-training. The jury's still out, though: the beer won’t be finished fermenting
for nearly a week, and then it will likely undergo a second fermentation
before being kegged and carbonated -- and hopefully enjoyed.
I’ll get into that at a later
date, as well as report back on the really important stuff – how it all tastes. In the meantime, I’m searching for names.... Given that it’s a Belgian style I brewed, I’m thinking about the name of a
certain transfer target of Manchester United.
A glass of Hazard Warning, anyone?
This is farlieonfootie for May 24.
1. Those were pudding cups not yogurt;
ReplyDelete2. I'm hoping this new brewing obsession means we've finally closed the book on the FOF quilting fetish of 2010.
-- Corresp. Ed