Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Nursery Rhymes: Arsenal 2 - Liverpool 1

photo by crimfantsvia PhotoRee

Scott has some brilliant new songs to sing at Anfield:

(To the tune of “There once was a man from Nantucket”)
There once was a team that wore Red
Sight of goal made them soil their bed
If it wasn’t a post
There was always a host
Of other ways to miss it instead

(To the tune of “Georgie Porgie”)
Liverpool, Liverpool, fourth place try
Failed the fans and made them cry
When the Gunners came out to play
Liverpool’s scoring had run away

(To the tune of “Hickery Dickery Dock”)
Yesterday Liverpool lost
Kuyt’s miss from the spot will cost
He also hit post
Champions League toast
Yesterday Liverpool lost

(To the tune of “Ring Around the Rosy”)
Lots of us are doubting
A pocketful are shouting
"Robin, Robin"We all fall down!

(To the tune of “Pop Goes the Weasel”)
Move the ball and dominate play,
Up and down at Anfield.
That is, until Van Persie scores,
Poof! goes the season.

Wasted chances haunt them all day,
At least they’ll get a point,
That is until Van Persie scores,
Poof! goes the season.

(To the tune of “Three Blind Mice”)
Can’t score goals,
Can’t score goals,
See how they lose,
see how they lose.

They all shoot high or wide or weak
Or the other goalie plays like a freak
Have you ever seen such a thing since last week?
They can’t score goals.

(To the tune of “Humpty Dumpty”)
Liverpool Red stepped on a ball,
Liverpool Red had a great fall.
All Henry’s money,
And all the King's men,
Could not put the season together again!

(To the tune of “Jack Sprat”)
Stuart Downing could score no goals
And neither could Andy Carroll
And so betwixt the two of them
Liverpool’s over a barrel.

This is farlieonfootie for March 6.

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