Sunday, April 20, 2014

Rinse, Wash, Repeat: Everton 2 - Manchester United 0

photo by Brett Jordanvia PhotoRee

Failing to be entertained by the football, I composed several haikus to honor the way David Moyes and his staff have managed to hamper Shinji Kagawa this season -- among other criminal acts he's committed against our club:

Uninspired game plans

"Trying" to "stop" opponents

We've become Everton


Slow and uninspired

Like molasses on the ball

How's it come to this?


Can't beat his old club

Not City nor Liverpool

Show him the door, please


Danny and Ryan fret

For our beloved club's future

While "Top Reds" stay firm


Our "Chosen One" is

So far over his head it's 

Not even funny

This is farlieonfootie for April 20.

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