o Giggs with the PK. Finally, someone who knows how to take 'em...
o United 1 - Fulham 0 inside of three minutes. This game is #Over.
o Can we have an easy game for once, please? I've worn a path in the carpet pacing back and forth these last few weeks.
o It appears that sunny #Qatar helped. This team looks #Energized today.
o The Old Trafford pitch looks terrible, kinda like a goat patch.
o Chicharito just knocked over Schwarzer as if he was made of paper. Has the Little Pea been bulking up?
o Surely that's a second hand ball?! Clattenburg's got to be blind not to see it.
o Fulham's defense makes United's look like world beaters. Hot knife through butter doesn't begin to describe how easily United are going through their back line.
o The Welsh Wizard still has his moments of pure brilliance. You can't hide class.
o It must be wonderfully easy to be a football commentator. If only Fulham had a bit more "belief" they'd be in the game. Who knew it was that #Simple?
o That's the way, Wazza. It's an awful long way back for Fulham now... #TwoNil
o Game, set, #Match: #Chicharito.
o Oh, goody. Scholes coming on for a tackling seminar.
o Fulham look dreadful. Something tells me that they'll give us a tougher game in London next weekend, though.
o Just a question of how big the final score will be now. #ChicharitoBrace
o It's really saying something when you're getting beaten 4-0 and your best team's player is the goalkeeper.
o There goes the #Shutout. Poor defensive marking from Rooney.
o Giggs looking a bit like Voldenoort with the hoodie on, no?
This is farlieonfootie for January 27.